Well, its been a couple of days since my last post. Things are going great. My love and I are gooey in love. I have great friends and family. Life is pretty damn good. I’m trying to liquidate some old car parts and got a text today about a guy who is interested in the biggest piece. We’ll see how that turns out. Hope to test drive my car as soon as next weekend. Fingers crossed.
That’s it lovelies. How are you doing?
Love
Well, I know it’s been some time since I rolled out a new blog. My friend reminded me that in all of the “Wootingness” of getting the internet (not just on my phone) I still had not put up a blog. She’s right. I have no excuse. It’s pure laziness and my newfound addiction to WOW.
That’s right, motherfuckers. My nerd penis got just a smidge bigger. I’ve been on for a little over a month. So far I have a Lv 51, a Lv 29, and a Lv 28. Variety is the spice of life. Not much else has been going on.
I feel like my job is dragging me down. I leave there every day and just want to scream until my throat tears. One positive is that I have an afternoon carpooler, in X. It definately makes the first half of the drive home much more enjoyable. We talk about random bullshit, movies, people we hate, things we like, just shoot the shit for a nice 20 min drive. It makes me feel almost human.
My mom is still doin ok, she’s on a steady medication and we are all hopeful that it helps. Her and dad are closer, and it seems to frustrate mom that she can’t do things like she used to, but it’s nice to see my parents spending time with each other. I really wish I could send them on the Alaskan cruise that they have wanted for years. Maybe I can sell a kidney or a testicle.
Not like I currently have a use for my testicles. We were at a family function and my cousin (the douchey one that no one likes)’s wife was there. She is adorable, for a midget. She said that she was working on finding me a girlfriend. My immediate response “I don’t want one.” Now, understand that I love women. I love sex, I love waking up next to someone. I just really really don’t give a large enough shit about being with anyone right now. I guess maybe I have had shitty luck. The relationships I have had weren’t good. So this leads me to not wanting to even waste the fuckin energy anymore. I’ll keep you posted.
Charlie is doing good, he’s as rotten as ever. He isn’t bad when it’s just him and I, but if I have anyone over, he turns into a little asshole. My dad said that he’s my monster and that he’s going to call the Dog Whisperer. If some little Spanish guy shows up to talk about my dog like he understands him completely, I may go “Gacy” don’t worry, I’ll post pics. 
I really am working on getting my basement cleaned up and getting some shit thrown out. Anyone got a spare dumpster? I wanna be able to entertain some guests, maybe cook out, who knows. Just gotta buckle down and do it.
I planted a garden. Actually 3 gardens. Or patches? Patches I think. I have a cantalope patch, a strawberry patch, and a large pepper patch. WOOOO. So far so good. Everything has broke ground, the pepper plants got topped by some goddamn deer that are obviously challenging me to “Bambi’s Mother” them.
Saw Iron Man 2 and Kick-Ass. 2 of my must see movies for the summer. I was 100% impressed with both of them. Go see them. They are good. I was never a big Iron Man comics fan, I read some Avengers and I kept familiar with the ‘goings-on” of Tony Stark, but I was always more into X-Men. Something about the movies though, damn I wanna be Iron Man. Hey, Happy Hogan got to wear the goddamn suit, why not me?
So that’s all that’s going on in my life. I really don’t have much to talk about. I am thinking of (re)starting a blog-by-chapter story, but I am not sure I have the drive. I have good ideas, but I am not sure I wanna follow through.
